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Day 34 - Austin, TX - Emo's - 9/28

Sam gave me back my BROWN PANTS.

Day 35 - Oklahoma City, OK - Green Door (off) - 9/29

We weren't forced to play this show because two heads showed up and they were there to see the other band.

Day 36 - Denver, CO - Larimer Lounge - 9/30

Are you bored yet?

We played last, after 5 or 6 or 8 or 15 screamo bands.

Day 37 - Albuquerque, NM - a bar - 10/1

Jamiroquai was at the party. He came up to me in the kitchen wearing a felt hat. Maybe suede. I couldn't hear him because he was so short. Some words I did hear, but I responded only in silence. He got closer and closer.

Jamiroquai: What's your problem? You think you're too good to talk to me?

Me: I don't understand anything you're talking about.

Jamiroquai: Fuck you, chest-licker! [Note: I often hold my head with my chin against my chest so I can hear short people]. You pretentious bands think you can come through here and act like you're better than everyone else...(etc.)

On and on like this. eventually I shoved him against the stove, then apologized.

Later on, everybody was on the porch. Jamiroquai came up to me again. I apologized a second time.

Jamiroquai: Fuck you, Fresno. Pretentious fuck. Fuck you and your stupid band. I hope your rot in FRESNO HELL.

I was so delighted that I socked Jamiroquai in his face two times. He ended up on the front lawn, all four feet of him. Boy, was he mad. I walked inside and went to sleep.

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